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🀣 Humour & Sass Candles

  • Shit happens, this candle makes it smell better. Moodbare

    Shit happens, this candle makes it smell better.

    $44.99 $29.99
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  • Only hoes can smell this candle. Moodbare

    Only hoes can smell this candle.

    $44.99 $29.99
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  • I Knew By Your Sarcastic Undertones, Rude Comments, and Sheer Lack of Common Decency that We’d Be Besties. Moodbare

    I Knew By Your Sarcastic Undertones, Rude Comments, and Sheer Lack of Common Decency that We’d Be Besties.

    $44.99 $29.99
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  • Here’s a candle because I love you and also ran out of ideas. Moodbare

    Here’s a candle because I love you and also ran out of ideas.

    $44.99 $29.99
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  • Calm down, tinsel tits. Moodbare

    Calm down, tinsel tits.

    $44.99 $29.99
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  • Mood: Burn everything, but starting with this candle. Moodbare

    Mood: Burn everything, but starting with this candle.

    $44.99 $29.99
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  • Smells like β€˜nope’ and wine. Moodbare

    Smells like β€˜nope’ and wine.

    $44.99 $29.99
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  • Boss’s last nerve. Oh, look it’s on fire. Moodbare

    Boss’s last nerve. Oh, look it’s on fire.

    $44.99 $29.99
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  • Being a mum is hard, at least your kids aren't ugly. Moodbare

    Being a mum is hard, at least your kids aren't ugly.

    $44.99 $29.99
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  • Your custom quote here _ Blue! Moodbare

    Your custom quote here _ Blue!

    $44.99 $29.99
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  • Smells like the 'Best Gift Ever.' Don’t fact_check me. Moodbare

    Smells like the 'Best Gift Ever.' Don’t fact_check me.

    $44.99 $29.99
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  • Sarcasm: Because apparently beating people is frowned upon and illegal now. Moodbare

    Sarcasm: Because apparently beating people is frowned upon and illegal now.

    $44.99 $29.99
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  • My last f*ck, oh look.. it’s on fire. Moodbare

    My last f*ck, oh look.. it’s on fire.

    $44.99 $29.99
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  • It’s giving light me and pretend you're thriving. Moodbare

    It’s giving light me and pretend you're thriving.

    $44.99 $29.99
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  • Glow up b*tch, it’s your time to shine. Moodbare

    Glow up b*tch, it’s your time to shine.

    $44.99 $29.99
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  • Your custom quote here _ Yellow! Moodbare

    Your custom quote here _ Yellow!

    $44.99 $29.99
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  • Your custom quote here _ Pink! Moodbare

    Your custom quote here _ Pink!

    $44.99 $29.99
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  • Your custom quote here _ Green! Moodbare

    Your custom quote here _ Green!

    $44.99 $29.99
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  • When life gives you lemons, burn this and order takeout. Moodbare

    When life gives you lemons, burn this and order takeout.

    $44.99 $29.99
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  • What the actual f*ck… but make it scented. Moodbare

    What the actual f*ck… but make it scented.

    $44.99 $29.99
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  • This candle say's what i can't: Sorry for being a twat. Moodbare

    This candle say's what i can't: Sorry for being a twat.

    $44.99 $29.99
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  • This candle is cheaper than therapyβ€”but just as effective. Moodbare

    This candle is cheaper than therapyβ€”but just as effective.

    $44.99 $29.99
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  • Thanks for being my unpaid therapist, one meltdown at a time. Moodbare

    Thanks for being my unpaid therapist, one meltdown at a time.

    $44.99 $29.99
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  • Smells like, 'I love how we don’t need to say it out loud that I’m your favorite child.' Moodbare

    Smells like, 'I love how we don’t need to say it out loud that I’m your favorite child.'

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